Rate of chances for free food in the colleges I’ve applied to.

Only listing the top 5:
1. Ohio State University - Because I’ll stay at home and be a bum
2. UC Berkeley - I have family only 30 minutes away which one of them is the closest to my mommy and one of my favorite aunts
3. UCLA - My granduncle lives next to Disneyland and my mom is one his favorite nieces
4. Columbia - Because I have family in Queens, Manhattan, and Brooklyn
5. Princeton University - Because they have the most kick ass financial aid plan out there

Free food, well free anything, is a motivation here. I’m too fucking poor to be a college student spending money each day on everything.