January 2012
See I was going to go all out for Valentine's Day.
But then I became single. So fuck that. I’m buying chocolates for myself.  Well, since BooBoo and Keah will be my Valentines on Valentines Day Eve, I’m buying Keah heart chocolates and BooBoo turtle chocolates, a balloon, and portal valentines. But other than that, fuck I’m just buying myself chocolates. I’m not sharing with anyone. Fuck all of you couples. You have to...
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Some of you med students who are planning on...
Because I don’t want to be in surgery and have you stop and tell the rest of the crew: “Oh hold up, I need to get out my iPhone. I stashed the answers to heart surgery in here”
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If we're over, then I want us to stay over.
I don’t want to fall into the whole “on again, off again” routine. It will hurt to say goodbye, it’ll be one of the hardest things to do. I mean when is it ever easy to leave the person you loved? The person who you confided in, cried to, laughed with. But I have to do it. I can’t wait around for nothing. 
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I've never watched a full Simpsons episode.
Either it’s never on or the episode showing just isn’t funny to me. I guess I’m more of a Seth MacFarlane fan with American Dad and Family Guy.
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christiandreams replied to your post: The girls in Korean/Japanese dramas are lucky in love. That’s cause the guy/girl ratio is like 3:1 haha. True, there’s always a group of best guy friends but there’s only one lead female role and her BFF/sister who ends up with one of the lead male’s best friends. Oh and then there’s the bitch role, but she becomes irrelevant after 6...
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The girls in Korean/Japanese dramas are lucky in...
Most of the times, they not only have 1 amazing guy chasing after them, but 2. And they always end up with their perfect soul mate who ends up being good looking, intelligent, and rich. Those situations only happen in the Sims for me.
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Things to do tonight:
Complete the career goal path for Perkins’ class tomorrow Curl my hair Plan out what I want to wear for Ohayocon since I have no special shirt. But I do have a Pikachu backpack.
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When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they...
And you’re just there like.. bitch i could have read that shit in half the time.
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Regardless of how much he had hurt her in the past, she still stayed. She was surprised of her own actions, and tried to blame him for that. He made her weak. He unintentionally made her do things she never thought she’d ever do. Despite all the pain and incoherence that she’d been through, she still couldn’t bring herself to hate him — not even a little bit, and she hated that. 
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The only reason why I still have a facebook is...
And two of them are needed for my classes.
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"If I get 50 likes I'll do the _____ challenge"
Just do it. Hell, if you’re asking people that already means you’re thinking of doing it. Do you really need that much attention in order to show people what you look like when you’re puking?
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My mom and I had a nice little talk about love...
Me: I just feel like that I'll never find love and I know I'm young but sometimes I just wonder if I'll end up alone in life. Success and money is nice, but really what's the point if I'm the only one enjoying it.
Mom: At my work(she works at a retirement home) there's this elderly couple. One lost his wife to Alzheimer's and the other had lost her husband long ago in a war. They're 88 and 83 but they still fell in love. Remember how I told you we had thrown a wedding at my job? That was their wedding. Love comes at unexpected times but when it comes, you'll be truly happy regardless of age.
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Whenever I watch a horror movie, instead of...
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My aunt just called us to ask what to do if a...
I’m tempted to go to my Aunt’s house now.
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Mom: Valentines day is only useful for one thing.
Me: What's that? Reminding us single people that cute couples suck?
Mom: No, that the chocolates at Wal-Mart always go on sale the following day. Time to stock up.
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